The Lonely Island of Monkeyman

Top 10 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus

monkeyman98 — Tue, 03 Jul 2007 01:22:57 +0000

Top 10 Reasons
Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus

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10. No one will kill you for not drinking Beer.

9. Beer doesn’t tell you not to have sex.

8. Beer has never caused a major war.

7. They don’t force Beer on minors who can’t think for themselves.

6. When you have a Beer, you don’t knock on people’s doors trying to give it away.

5. Nobody’s ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured over his brand of Beer.

4. You don’t have to wait 2000+ years for a second Beer.

3. There are laws saying Beer labels can’t lie to you.

2. You can prove you have a Beer.

1. If you’ve devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help you stop.

Drunken Night

monkeyman98 — Thu, 01 Mar 2007 04:32:07 +0000

Ok, this story is about one night I got so drunk that my Irish mad drunkard came out. It started out all nice and great, getting drunk, doing drunk things like slapping girl’s butts, slapping guys butts (Well, just one guy who is my best friend), and other drunk people things. It was a fun night, but then more people came over. Now I didn’t mind that more people came over, it was just that there was one named Rickie, and the thing is that I hate another person named Rickie, but not the one that came over. The reason that I hate that Rickie is because he fucked over a friend of mine to put it bluntly, and I hate him with a passion for doing that. Well, anyway, I just couldn’t stop thinking about the other Rickie and I got so pissed off that I was punching this couch that I was trying to pass out on, and people were trying to console me, but that didn’t work. The one thing I wanted to do was get up, go to his house and ring the door bell hoping that he would answer it and punch him in the face. Well, I would like to do more to him, but thats another story in its self. Anyway, I didn’t do what I wanted to do and I passed out before anything could happen. I think it was a good thing that nothing happened, since I would probably have sent him to the hospital and I would have gone to jail.

C.S.I.: Las Vegas Season 1

monkeyman98 — Wed, 28 Feb 2007 11:18:43 +0000

Well, I down loaded the first season of C.S.I., and its funny I watched most of the episodes on spike without even knowing it and not in order. So each time I watch an episode I’m like “Oh yeah this one.” and I remember what happened in it, but its great that I finally get to see them all in a row and I know that there are some that I haven’t seen yet, so it will be a surprise to me. Why am I watching them all in a row you might be asking. Well, I’m doing that so that I get caught up with all of them and then I can watch the newer ones and not be confused by what is happening. I hope to get done with season one by the end of Wednesday. Then I can get on to season two. I don’t really know why I’m posting this, but I thought I would share my experience with you all.

Hello Again, Super Metroid and life

monkeyman98 — Tue, 27 Feb 2007 12:46:36 +0000

Well, Even though no one reads this, i thought I would say that I’m still a live and well. What to talk about though?…..Oh I know. I’ll talk about this game that I’m playing, its called Super Metroid. It’s so badass and fun. There are so many things that I could say about it, but they probably still wouldn’t make you play it. All I’m going to say is that you should play it if it’s the only thing you do in your life. Yes, its that great that once I beat it my life will be completed….Well not really, but it will be close to that. Also in my life I am going to get a job soon…Well I hope to get it. The job intales me to pick up objects that are full of belongings that are going to be flown to a different location….In short I will become a baggage handler. Yes, I will lift heavy objects with my strength and bask in the glory of having my own hard worked money in which I can use to what I see fit. Its going to be great having the freedom to say “Hey, I would like that *insert desired object*” and not have to say “But I have to ask my mommy and/or daddy for the money.” Thats going to be so sweet. Then I won’t have to ask my friends for ciggerettes anymore as well, also they won’t say “Dude, how many times are you going to ask? Get a job for crying out loud.”….Well, they say something to that extent.

Well, I’ve ranted on about nothing for too long now. Until the next time I come around.

Yashida Brothers

monkeyman98 — Sun, 20 Aug 2006 09:33:19 +0000

I don’t know why, but I’ve really gotten into the Yashida Brothers and I’ve been posting everywhere pretty much about them. Here is a video of one of their songs. The footage is from a show call Samurai Champloo.

Strange dream

monkeyman98 — Fri, 05 May 2006 03:49:59 +0000

Ok, it started out with me and a name-less/face-less freind. We're riding bikes and hanging out, but then there was a flash of bright light. When the light went away I noticed that we were in a dungen like place and I was strapped to a table like thing. I looked around and I saw that there was a woman with a giant cock, not a strap-on, but a real one. I then broke free for fear that that would be in me at any time. So I got my friend and broke through the door. Outside the door was a hallway that had endless amount of doors on both sides with endless amount of keys skattered everywhere. So me friend and I tried every key we could hold to every door that we could get to. It felt like hours until we got one of the keys to work. When we opened the door there was another bright flash of light and then we were in a bus full of people that were covered in SHIT! I didn't know what the fuck was going on. Then the back door of the bus opened up and this horse (also covered in shit) came in and started fucking them in the ass. As I didn't like the situation that it had become, I made my way to the front and this gardner guy off of channel 49 jumped in front of me covered in shit and went "EEEEEeeeEEEeEEeE!". At that moment I woke up.

A small tail..>_>

monkeyman98 — Mon, 27 Mar 2006 10:56:00 +0000

Once there was a man that lived in a banana. He was so oh lonely and longed for the day that he would find the one that would live in the banana with him, but there was one problem with his plan. That was that no one but him loved bananas so much that they would want to live in one, yet he still kept his hopes up for that one day to come. Years have past since he has started his "quest" for is one true love, and he still hasn't found the right one or anyone for that matter. He got kinda lazy after the first couple with no luck, since most of the women he talk to brush him off ater he says he lives in a banana. Then one day while he was strolling through a zoo, he found himself talking with a monkey that had the magical ability to talk. They found themselves to be in love with each other at that moment and the man freed her from the zoo to take her his home. Once there though the monkey proceeded to eat his house and then kicked him the shins. The man cried himself to an early grave of somesort. There is a story that says he was buried in the peel of his own house, but no one truly knows if that is true or not.

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Well, that is the cruse of bordem. Until next time

Capote: My movie review

monkeyman98 — Sat, 25 Mar 2006 08:36:59 +0000

Well, what can I say about this movie? It was great in every way a movie should be. It had a great story. It had great camera work and all that jazz. But the main thing that I like the most was the acting of all the actors in it. They were very powerful in the scenes that caused for them to be. The one that was the best was Philip Seymour Hoffman, and I think he disevered that Academy Award that he got. He was so good at showing the emotion of the character of Capote, and you could really tell when he was falling into depression. I truly reccomend seeing this movie.

Last Night

monkeyman98 — Fri, 24 Mar 2006 21:29:00 +0000

Well, last night was badass. I went to a show, i got to see some of my favorite bands play, which include: The Fall of Troy and Horse the band. I didn’t get to see much of The Fall of Troy, since I got to the show late, but what I saw of them was badass. Horse the band kicked so much ass, but they just had to wait until their very last song to play my fav of theirs Cutsman. It was cool cause towards the end of the song they had a little girl come out and “help” with the singing of the lyrics. I also got a cool Fall of Troy T-shirt, since I love the Japanese cultre, I got one with a geisha on it. It fits me for that reason and that the color of it matches my seat shirt. ^___^

Edit:Oh yeah, I almost forgot. At the end of the show when I was wait for my ride (i.e. My mother). Some random person came up to me while I was sitting on some stairs and asked “Hey, do you smoke the Herb?” I said “No.” and looked away. He then procided to get up and walk away.

Well, until the next time i find something to talk about, I bid you all goodbye.

Hellrow world!

monkeyman98 — Fri, 24 Mar 2006 19:56:55 +0000

Hellrow indeed.

Well, not truly sure what I should say for me first blog post.

I KNOW!! If you don’t know me, then I should describe meself.

I am a Senoir in highschool. I like to play videog games the most, especialy with my freinds. I am currently un-imployed, but I hope to get a job soon (that is if I can get past my lazyness =P). Well I guess that is it…..Oh, I also love going to movies. It is said that I have rented over 700 movies at blockbuster, but I can’t truly remeber if it was that much.

I also like drawing and making banners/sigpics in PhotoShop. Here are some of my PS works.